Those of you who know me will be aware that I am not often lost for words, and am more than capable of loudly expressing my opinions in terms that would make a sailor blush if the mood takes me...which it does surprisingly often for a lady such as myself!
Today was not one of those occasions.
On a trip to one of the less salubrious shopping establishments in our fair city a gentleman (using this term in it's loosest sense in that he wasn't actually committing acts of violence at that particular moment and was clearly a male) felt that he must LOUDLY comment in the middle of a rather crowded section of the mall that I, and I quote "have a magnificent pair of tits".
I was stunned, as were the numerous pensioners shuffling past at that particular moment. So stunned that I was incapable of speech for a moment. Then I did the only thing a classy lady such as myself could do...I thanked him! I mean, honestly, what does one say when faced with that situation?
Some of you may be complemented on your body parts regularly, but with the exception of my husband it isn't something that I often hear, being a touch on the large side and the wrong side of 40!
After I made a hasty retreat, several streets away and to the relative safety of Myer my shock subsided enough for me to appreciate the comment and decide that yes, the girls are pretty fantastic... I happened to be wearing a tight top and a good bra today...so I would accept the compliment and allow it to make my day.
On another day I may have had a slightly more volatile reaction but what the hell...
I am interested to hear if any of you have run into someone who just cannot contain their appreciation for your physical assets in public?
And, if anyone needs some bra reviews written I am prepared to consider offers, after all, apparently my tits are MAGNIFICENT!