Arrgghhh...

I am feeling stabby today! 

It is only first thing and already people are lining up to be on “The list”.

To my neighbour, who has two horrible little poodle things.  SHUT THE FUCK UP!  There, I have said it.  Your dogs give EVERYONE in the neighbourhood the absolute shits, barking if so much as a leaf falls.  They are horrible and pointless... But what is worse is YOU.  Your voice has a similar effect to that of nails on a blackboard, either shrieking baby talk at the dogs or shrieking for them to shut up, it doesn’t matter...and stop leaving your bin lid open so your rubbish blows over the fence into our yard...and to your husband, it isn’t normal to mow 3 times a week, and after dark, and in the rain!!!

To the tradies working on the house next door (not the same house mind, oh no, it is coming at me from all sides today!), I am working here, turn down your crappy music and stop yelling at each other...and a special mention to the fat, hairy one...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PULL YOUR SHORTS UP!!!!!

To the hooker two doors up, take your bins in ‘cause if they end up in my drive-way again I will run them down...and ask your “guests” to park in front of your place, NOT MINE.

OK...and to my gynaecologist, who convinced me that leaving my ovaries in place when I had my hysterectomy, therefore condemning me (and everyone around me) to eternal PMS without the relief of a period...there is a special place in hell for you!!!

Now, with that out of the way I need to go and find something to put on my list for Seven Cherubs' happiness project...

FlogYoBlog Friday 15/04

1.	Queensland Girl	28.	ATBOTG - Narcissism - a parenting concern...
2.	kate says stuff	29.	13 things I have learnt from my 1st 3 kids to help me with the next 2!
3.	He Did What!?	30.	Mrs Woog explains the difference between Beauty & Mummy Bloggers
4.	Parental Parody	31.	A peek into my Potsy world
5.	Tutu Ames	32.	Sadness of special needs parenting
6.	Reservoir Dad	33.	It's been quiet around these parts - but not really...
7.	Cooking with Me N my Monkeys	34.	Our life in blog form - activist edition
8.	Rollercoasters & Ronan	35.	Your chance to win at NappyDaze!
9.	A Dose of Dannie	36.	Fussy Eater's Mum - Fussy Food
10.	Food for thought….	37.	Alice Becomes has a giveaway
11.	My thoughts on my husband going to prison	38.	Woot Woot! Here's another giveaway ...
12.	Muddled Up Mumma	39.	Today's surprise: a Blog Dog face-to-face. Yay!!
13.	Another Happy/Sad Mummy Moment!	40.	How much maternity leave is enough? @ Help!Mum
14.	Revenue Raising or Just Desserts?	41.	Always Greener Syndrome
15.	Trish -my drummer boys	42.	Emmasbrain
16.	Three Li'l Princesses - A Mother's Heartache	43.	Win a DVD !
17.	Dorothy @ Singular Insanity	44.	Breaking the Addiction
18.	Felicakes	45.	When it just doesn't stick
19.	Tanya - An Early ANZAC Day	46.	Krafty Max Originals
20.	Wherever the day takes you	47.	tea & vegemite toast.
21.	Just Jess- Babies first, Marriage second.	48.	Word Vomit - Good, Bad & Unnecessary
22.	Seana- Top Sydney Spot for Kids	49.	The Girlfriend
23.	What's your go-to outfit?	50.	Mother Moments - We got our car back!
24.	The Things I'd Tell You	51.	Coffee Drinking Mummy To 5
25.	Amy@New Adventures - Wisful Thinking	52.	Knee Deep in Horse Manure?
26.	Tara @ Our Whirlwind Adventures - I HATE JOHN JARRATT!	53.	Have You Ever Done a Home Perm?
27.	A post in which I am completely stripped of my dignity, bravery and sanity... (and will probably be	54.	rainbowtatt: I Can Has Cheezburger: a bunch of thieves

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