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Saturday, 21 May 2011

I'm busy...

...making preparations for the Zombie Apocalypse.


If you're    ready for a zombie apocalypse, then you're ready for any emergency.    emergency.cdc.gov




This week saw me somewhat out of action due to a dislocated shoulder.  The character with the injury is often the first to get their brains eaten in the movie after the stupid bitch who always falls over, oh wait that's me too  so as you can imagine the emerging instructions from the CDC as to how to survive a Zombie infestation were welcome news!


So I am packing emergency kits and preparing meeting points and escape routes this weekend...


...what are you up to?

UPDATE: It has been almost a week and I am still largely out of action, managed to dislocate my right shoulder, rendering my typing and mouse using skills almost non-existant with my left hand!  Still the world didn't end yet and no sign of Zombies.......


FYBF


FlogYoBlog Friday 27/05

1. Silence is NOT Golden  35. Sending out an SOS, where are you Nonna Fran  
2. EAT MY DUST!! Is it possible to have too much drive?  36. Heart post finally have answers  
3. Moving to Sydney - any words of advice?  37. Parenthood - The Day After.  
4. I'm not anti-feminism but I am anti-bullshit  38. BM-I Don't Care is a Rockin' Wench  
5. Please Explain!  39. MummyK is still fat  
6. Pulling the trigger - The Mummy Autobiography  40. A Book, A Girl, A Journey  
7. I'm no longer blonde. Eeek  41. Jess Newman  
8. Queensland Girl - I'm busy...  42. Some Big Questions  
9. Mastiff Maiden  43. Dobbing, where do you stand?  
10. Parental Parody : Which Catalogue Are You?  44. Dressing up (Wanderlust)  
11. welcome home hubby  45. Beginning Remembering Ending  
12. What Oprah Says @ MVL  46. NappyDaze: There's no place like "home"...  
13. Martyr-hood - Are you saleable?  47. Going off!!  
14. How do you wind down, recollect your thoughts and find yourself again…..  48. Ninja Mail  
15. Lessons for Blokes No. 1: Be careful what you ask  49. Toddlers & Tiara's  
16. So Now What?  50. For God's Sake, Oprah  
17. Ebay: The 5 Unofficial Rules of Engagement  51. not that good of a person  
18. The Things I'd Tell You  52. SAHMadness- Surreal Sunday  
19. Please don't give me dog poo  53. Flowers In My Words  
20. It stinks-a-licious!  54. Heaven on earth. Almost  
21. Mrs Woog's Dad Guest Posts  55. Living Life Living the Glad Game  
22. Depression of a different kind  56. Helping Kids with friendships  
23. Cake Orgasm  57. Ecco Shoes $250 giveaway  
24. Madcap Mum - When No One is Looking  58. Ode to my womb  
25. Wherever the day takes you - The Housekeeper  59. Words of Wisdom from Miss almost 3  
26. My Lord Howe Island 'Triathlon'!  60. Fussy Eater's Mum  
27. There's a cricket in my toilet eating cake  61. Flossy Locks  
28. The Things I'd Tell You - I'm Seeing Red  62. You Are Amazing @ A E & I  
29. Dinosaur Magic @ going left  63. Finding My New Normal  
30. Toilet training the cat with Mich  64. Pampers & Pinot: Big Trouble  
31. Jemikaan- sahm vs WOHM, is it really a contest?  65. Blogging as therapy.  
32. kate says stuff - Menu Monday & recipe linky!  66. A Dose of Dannie  
33. The Modern Family - Culturally Specific Parenting Programs  67. Is anybody listening?  
34. 10 Oprah moments I'll never forget  

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3 comments:

  1. Hahaha. Id be one of the first to go too. I just read an article about some enterprising caring Athiests in America (only in America!) who have charged a small fee of about $125 to those who believe today is the day they will be called back to visit Him. Good to know they're not crazy enough to leave their pets unattended on this planet when they themselves depart this earth. There are about 35 paying customers!

    Am I being cursed, is this a funny coincidence? The code word I just had to type in to post this comment was exicsm!!

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  2. LOL Boomerang Jane. Exicsm.
    Glad we all survived.
    How's your shoulder Queensland Girl? Are you in pain? Two very stupid questions I suppose ...

    PS My code word was flatamen. All those people being trampled as people run to escape the exicsm.

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  3. I reckon I'd survive a zombie attack... I don't carry photos of my husband in my wallet and that always seems to be a prerequisite for dying in a movie.

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