With this early bombardment a girl's thoughts turn to the gifts yet to be purchased.
Now I love Christmas as much as anyone, have already toured around the shops looking at the early displays and am planning a trip to Christmas Complete at the Sunshine Coast.
Our family tend to only buy gifts for the kids and send a much appreciated hamper of booze to their grandparents, but if we were to buy presents for all and sundry I would look for the easy options of booze or chockies.
This year as I have more time on my hands I thought I would look at some of the options available for the more difficult people in our lives, you know, the ones we HAVE to buy for but couldn't give a shit about.
In no particular order are my top 5 picks of craptastic gifts with helpful web addresses:
|Sudoku toilet paper...enough to give you the shits!|
|Gentleman's ball scratcher, for the busy executive|
|Cat's bum towel holder...coz you can never have enough cat tatt|
|Boxed set of Knight Rider DVD's...would sure leave me speechless!|
|Danielle Steel Perfume, in fact insert any celebrity perfume...Just because you like their music or movies do you really want to smell like them?|
...and because I love you all, here is a bonus shared by a dear friend. I am a little worried that this may turn up in my stocking this year!
|Complete with a tin of spray-on hair...strange|
Have you given, or received, a craptastic gift of the standard of the fine ones listed here?
Love Jo xxx